🎁⚡ THE 12 DAYS OF GAZZMAS: SHOPPING DEALS WITH THE GODZ

The Chronicler
4 days ago
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A Mythic, Magical, Cannabis-Filled Holiday Guide From Zeus Himself

⚡ INTRO: LET THERE BE LIGHTNING (AND DEALS)

Long before humans wrapped gifts or hung lights, the ancients marked the darkest days of winter by calling back the light.

Some called it Yule. Some called it Solstice. Some called it Saturnalia. Some called it Kwanzaa. And now… in this century, in this city…

We call it GAZZmas.

A holiday where we celebrate:

sharing
community
good vibes
the spirit of generosity
and the lightning-bright spark of joy

GAZZmas is for everyone — whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or simply the endurance of the human spirit during the longest nights of the year.

Whatever your beliefs, ALL are welcome in our temple of cheer, smoke, and mischief.

And as the story goes…

“When the world grows dark, I do not retreat.I strike the sky with lightning,so my people may find their way.”— Zeus, Patron Deity of Gazz Godz

Thus the tradition of the 12 Days of GAZZmas was born — a lightning-lit pathway of deals, treats, mystery, magic, and community.

Let us walk you through it…

🎄 THE OFFICIAL 12 DAYS OF GAZZMAS — FULL DEALS LIST

Every day from December 13–24, both Gazz Godz locations drop a new, electrifying offer. This is the “copy-and-paste” section for your website and socials.

DAY 1 — DEC 13: Edible Wonderland

✨ BOGO 50% Off ALL Edibles Gummies | Chocolates | Baked Goods | Beverages🔗 Insert product link here

DAY 2 — DEC 14: Flower Frenzy

✨ $5 Grams + $15 Eighths Your favorite budget bangers + new strains dropping🔗 Insert flower link here

DAY 3 — DEC 15: Vapes & Disposables

✨ Buy Any Cartridge → Get a $10 Disposable(Limit 2 per customer)🔗 Link to carts🔗 Link to disposables

DAY 4 — DEC 16: Munchies Madness

✨ Buy 2 Snacks → Get 1 FREE Infused or non-infused🔗 Munchies link

DAY 5 — DEC 17: Storewide Blessings

✨ 20% OFF Everything in Store(Excludes mystery bags + gift cards)🔗 General shop link

DAY 6 — DEC 18: Infused Pizza Day

✨ $20 INFUSED HOLIDAY PIZZAS Perfect for: movie nights, game nights, family tolerance🔗 Pizza link

DAY 7 — DEC 19: Pre-Roll Party

✨ Buy 2 Pre-Rolls → Get 1 House Pre-Roll Free🔗 Pre-rolls link

DAY 8 — DEC 20: Car Trunk Stash Day

✨ 25% OFF All THC Syrups & Drink Mixers Holiday cocktails, mocktails, and winter warmers🔗 Syrup link

DAY 9 — DEC 21: OIL CAN LAUNCH DAY

✨ Refillable Oil Can— 20% OFF Your First Fill Every future refill = 20% OFF too!🔗 Can link

DAY 10 — DEC 22: Mix & Match Magic

✨ Buy 3, Get 1 FREE Category-based:

Vapes
Gummies
Flower🔗 Mix & Match link

DAY 11 — DEC 23: MYSTERY BAG DAY

✨ BRONZE $25 (Value $45+)✨ SILVER $50 (Value $85+)✨ GOLD $100 (Value $165+)

Last year we sold out in HOURS.🔗 Mystery bag link

DAY 12 — DEC 24: Christmas Eve Spin-the-Wheel

✨ Prizes include:

15% off
Free pre-roll
$5 gram
Syrup sample
Pizza slice
Extra raffle entries

🔗 In-store details link

⚡ THE MYTH OF GAZZMAS — A STORY FROM ZEUS HIMSELF

Long ago, when winter swallowed the sun and the world felt heavy, Zeus looked upon humanity and saw:

People rushing. People stressed. People arguing in parking lots. People losing the spirit that makes us human.

So he struck the clouds with twelve thunderbolts and declared:

“Let these twelve days be a reminder —not of buying, but of belonging. Not of stress, but of spark. Not of obligation, but of joy. Share what you have. Give what you can. Love who you love. And let lightning guide your way home.”

Gazzmas Gazz Godz 12 Days Deals friends and family around the fire

Thus, GAZZmas became a celebration of:

community
connection
generosity
laughter
cannabis
the shared warmth of being human during winter

And every year, the Godz bless our shelves with deals, treats, and lightning-flavored magic.

🎁 SHOPPING WITH THE GODZ — FEATURED HOLIDAY PRODUCT RECOMMENDATIONS

🎄 For Socializing with Family

Sativa Gummies
Blueberry Burst Pre-Rolls
Fruity Hybrid Disposables🔗 www.gazzgodz.com/shop

🔥 For Holiday Parties - Like the 12 Days of GAZZmas Deals

Sparkling THC Beverages
“Electric Lemon” Vape🔗 Link

❄️ For Avoiding Overstimulation

CBD-heavy Gummies
Indica Microdose Edibles🔗 Link

😌 For Stress Relief

Linalool-heavy Hybrid Flower
Calm Drops🔗 Link

🌙 For Sleep

Nighttime Indica Gummies
Heavy Body Flower🔗 Link

🎨 For Creativity & Gift Making

Limonene-Bright Strains🔗 Link

😂 For Family Tolerance

Low-dose, long-lasting gummies🔗 Link

📍 FIND YOUR NEAREST GAZZ GODZ TEMPLE OF GOOD VIBES

Charlotte Location

📍 Map Link Here

🕒 Open 11am–8pm (except holiday hours below)

Salisbury Location